Tuesday, September 27

Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad

I am always really sensitive about the breath of mine. I make an effort to take care of it, but at times, I am a little bit off schedule. I truly do not know when my breath really is bad.

I think, I only know my breath is bad when the man or woman standing in front of me passes out.

It is somewhat embarrassing to have bad breath, particularly if you’re in the organization of very sophisticated people. I have bad breath all the time because of my great delight in eating cheese. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage warns me all of the moment that eating cheese is going to create bad inhale. I know she’s right, but cheese is very delicious.

I was boarding a plane to go north as soon as the thought struck me I’d taken in a block of cheese before I have to the terminal. I was wondering if my breath smelled terrible or not. I made an effort to test it on myself but it never registered with my nose.

I understand I have a nose, but my nose does not know when you ought to smell anything. The one thing the nose of mine does for me is sneeze, particularly when I’m not ready. Thus, I can’t smell things the manner by which my wife does. She can smell an odor 7 days before it’s produced!

How she does that I will never understand and at my stage in life I am never going to question her.

According to her, bad breath is not healthy, and that is why they call it “bad breath.” My contention is, bad is a relative thing. One person smells one way, another person smells the other way along with the twain shall not collide. What’s bad supplements for brittle teeth one individual might not be damaging to another individual.

I have a pattern of nibbling on cheese. At times, the wife of mine thinks that I’m just a mouse. In fact, she uses the term “rat,” but that is a distinct story. I enjoy cheese. When I come home the very first thing I do is head to the refrigerator, leave a block of cheese, slice it, go sit down and like nibbling on that cheese never ever concerned about the bad breath it might create.

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